WEIRD FACTS
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
Monday, September 16, 2013
Saturday, August 31, 2013
The life of a traveler
If you’re like me then you’ve moved quite a lot of times and you know how much it hurts to leave your friends behind every time.
Welcome to my life i’m 12 ( nearly 13 ). I’ve lived in 5 countries I was born in Turkey, then went to Gabon,Egypt,London and Vietnam, and every time I leave my friends behind which sucks !!! I could spend hours telling you all my friends.
Daniella,Isabella,Mariana,Ross,Tom,Finn,Alexander x2,Angel, Sean … 2 HOURS LATER … Anthony,Aiden,Vicky (AVS),Noah (Natzi),Piers (Nemrod) and Callaghan ( Callaghan didn’t really have a nickname ). Let’s not forget my enemy Sandra Smith aka D.L=DARK LORD and she’s a racist she wouldn’t sit next to a lady on the tube because she was wearing the muslim scarf thing on her head and then she said “ I have my reasons .” ( She’s a bitch and of course she denies it .)
I’m not exaggerating you touch her and she starts crying !!! Or someone accidentally hits her with a snowball and she tells the teacher, she’s so lame ,I mean really telling the teacher (lamo) !!!
We went on class verte which is like a week of sport during the school year we went to the north of England it was great we did rock climbing, paragliding and a lot of games. During all of these activities Sandra was moaning and complaining ( how stupid is that, the one week where we miss school to do something cool and fun she keeps on complaining !!! ) + she screams and I mean extremely loud screams at night ( even the boys across 3 corridors and 2 doors could hear her I am not over- exaggerating ), I mean it by the 3rd day I was plotting to murder her in her sleep, fortunately I was meditating at night !!! And apparently she has this special gum that she could only give to jews so we asked Noah who is a jew to ask for a piece of gum and she said no what a hypocrite . ( and yes I know it’s weird but Noah is a jewish Natzi .)
On class verte there was a boom which is a dance and only the girls danced except for Callaghan and Piers ( but it’s normal for Piers cause I bet he’s gay he just doesn’t want to admit it ) none of the boys danced at all. It was a great night because I came to the dance with Callaghan, Vicky went with Antony but at the end Vicky ended up with Piers !!! ( two timer lol joking )
In the whole universe I could not imagine someone who actually likes Sandra and if they do it’s because they do it out of pity. I mean she’s a crazy and she doesn’t do any homework and then lies, you could not please her if your life depends on it ( unless you get her a puppy every time she’s upset and trust me there aren’t enough puppy’s in the world ). I’m not joking !!!
Anyway never mind I’ve now moved to Vietnam so I don’t need to worry about that person anymore !!! But back to the past, so we went back to our dreary school and I tripped over a case and hurt myself which was weird because we did a whole week of sport and I didn’t get hurt yet when i’m out of danger (finally) and I get hurt in my own school ( how freaky am I ? )
PS: If you really want to know ask my friends, I’m sure if you ask Vicky she’ll tell you all sorts of things.
The rest of the year was pretty boring except when Vicky wrote a letter to Sandra and I got punished, this is what I should have put as the punishment .
- (what did I do : I watched vicky write.
- why did I do it : Because i’m not blind.
- What should have I done : I should have been born blind.)Actually I should sent a remake of that punishment to my teacher by email , he can’t do anything about it if we’re a 14 hour flight away can he ? hahahahahaSo the end of the year flew by pretty quickly after that I cried on the last day of school ‘cuz I was pretty sure I was never gonna see my friends again ( how naive was I ) Technology was invented ( duh ) of course i’ll see them again but on a computer screen every Saturday,Sunday and Monday. And of course there’s also Corsica this summer did I forget to mention that .THE END ( not )I will continue this story this summer in Corsica see you there !!!The continuous storySo this summer is about to end ! And it was AWESOME , But it wasn’t the same as before. I mean have you ever had a really close bond with leave , then come back and not be on the inside jokes !I mean SKYPE works pretty well but it’s not the same thing as being there and living the same experience as your friend ! Ow well I guess that’s life !written by A.M.PMe and vicky
Friday, August 30, 2013
THE WOMAN THAT GAVE BIRTH TO PUPPIES
It was reported that a women kept touching her dog and never washed her hands so when she ate fur would get in her mouth.
Then a year later she went into the emergency room and they checked her heart beat and heard the sound of puppies.
A month after, she gave birth to 5 puppies, so if any of you have dogs out their beware and always wash your hands before eating.
PLZ leave a comment !!!
written by A.M.P
By the way this is probably completly false but I had you fooled there didn’t I ?
Thursday, August 29, 2013
THE LOVE THAT SHAll NEVER FADE
It was a sunny afternoon,the sun was shining,and the world was full of love and colour. Angelica was playing with her small sister Roxy,in their garden;they were having a picnic together,when a large breeze struck them, this was no ordinary wind;known as
“ The killer breeze “
It was called killer breeze because one day, the same breeze destroyed a town in the Amazon and crushed every brick, till they turned to dust.
And so Angelica hurried indoors with Roxy,they watched as their blanket and food disappeared in the wind, they couldn’t believe their eyes, it vanished little by little, just like magic.
“ I wonder where it disappears to ? ” Roxy proclaimed. Angelica nodded in agreement, because no one knew, it was a mystery to the world, although this wind came often, and most of the time people died in it, no one knew where it disappeared to.
But then something very odd happened, the sky turned black, Angelica and Roxy looked up towards the sky, and saw that it was an eclipse, but this was no ordinary eclipse, no, this eclipse lasted five years,meaning five years in oblivion with only lampposts to guide you through the streets, five years with nothing to do, five years with no happiness and love, the whole world world was dead, it had lost all its joy, throughout the years the joy faded away. And, the strange thing of it all is that, the whole world turned black, unlike a normal eclipse that only happens in one part of the world at a time.
Three years later ...
One day, Angelica was bored, and so, she said a funny joke and laughed with happiness, and, to her utter astonishment, the world regained a bit of sunshine, but it soon dimmed back into total darkness.
Then, her sister tried to laugh, but the sun didn't come back.It was then, that Angelica realised that only she had the power to bring back life in the world and regain the light, but how could she do it ???
This time, Angelica kept her thoughts to herself, and mulled it over all night. This was something she had to do alone.
The next day, it was still dark as usual. And, because it had been dark for 5 years, everyone had adapted to it. But, Angelica felt that something was wrong, and she was right, because if it’s night , then the nocturnal creatures come out and so do the nocturnal beasts !!!
Meaning that the population of human beings decreased, and the creatures started to rule the world.
But Angelica had a trick up her sleeve, because, nocturnal creatures are scared of light, Angelica laughs, brings back the sun for ten minutes, and all the creatures flee. And the amazing thing is that the creatures who had been killed came back to life !
But, to Angelica’s surprise, “ the killer breeze “ came and shook Angelica’s house, like if it wanted to destroy her home. And, it pushed Angelica out of the house and into the wind. But Angelica didn’t die; she actually destroyed the wind, brought back the light, and accidently made an enormous explosion and demolished 10 miles of land all around except her domain, because they had a force field around her family and her family house, and one around herself.
But, a witch cast a spell on Angelica when she was destroying the wind,and she said: “ what i’m to tell you, you will never remember; you will spend your life in total misery, by being haunted every night.
Two days later Angelica heard a noise it repeated itself 13 times, Angelica was scared now. It was past midnight , the moon rose, lighting up her way in the corridors. She rose from her bed to go to the bathroom, and the noise started to follow her round the house wherever she went. She thought she was imagining it,But she also thought that the tap sounded to be too realistic to be in a dream. She tried to find out where the sound came from but there wasn’t anyone there. The noise came again and this time she knew where it came from, it came from the library, she walked there but couldn’t place from where in the library it came from. She looked around but only saw books on shelves.Then, a book fell on of the shelf and hit her on the head ,she blacked out.
The following day, Angelica rose from her sleep in the library, and walked back to her room. She walked down two corridors, up a flight of stairs, and down one more corridor till she came to a door on the corner of it. That was her room. But, when she started to open her door just a little, Angelica caught the sound of of very low footsteps and a low breathing, like if the person didn’t want to be recognized.
Straight away, Angelica rushed into her bedroom, closed the door delicately, and slowly tiptoed to her bed, without making the slightest noise. She then, looked up from the bed to the gap under the door and saw the shadow of a person who was standing in front of her bedroom door.
Then, Angelica heard a noise, looked up, and saw the door handle turning very slowly. Angelica, rested her head on her pillow and closed her eyes, to make it look like she was sleeping. The person soon entered the room, walked towards Angelica, and offered her some tea. Angelica opened her eyes and saw her nanny Jasmine.
The same day, Angelica invited a friend , to come play. They played for hours, told each other stories and scared themselves. After they had tea, Angelica told her friend about the noises she heard and the book that fell on her head, her friend told her that it was all very awkward. Then around five o’clock, Angelica said goodbye to her friend. But later in the day, when Angelica entered her bedroom, she found a note on her bed saying :
" You are being watched "
Angelica felt petrified. But at the same time, she took the advice of her friend told her, she said “ don’t let it bother you, and if it does, put it behind you, and forget it”. And so Angelica did exactly that crumpled the ball of paper through it out the window and never thought of it again.
THE END
By A.M.P
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
MAGIC
It was a snowy day in Canada when Alice a 13 year old girl with hair as black as oblivion and with skin as pale as snow , an orphan to be exact went to her dull school on her shiny blue ice skates. She really didn't want to go.Hours past while mrs Machere was dreadfully explaining the battle of Waterloo with nelson etc...After two hours of extremely their boring lessons Alice joined her weird friends nicknamed AVS(Vicky),AMP(Angie),NGNNB(Noah),PTW(Piers)and ACE(Alice).
They agree with ACE that mrs Machere is a cruel and unusual teacher.AVS called her count Dracula,basically all of them hate mrs Machere and obviously you can't blame them ! After they had french,instead of actually listening to the gloomy teacher reading pages after pages poets especially since they couldn't understand a word the deranged teacher was saying,so they just talked.
Finally it was 4:30 and AMP and Alice went for a sleepover at AVS place they had so much fun mocking their teachers,eating candy,drinking coke,rotting their teeth while being in hysterics all night long.Instead of sleeping they just played MONOPOLY,CLUEDO and of course Trivial Pursuit.they finally fell asleep.When they woke up they went down the creaky stairs and ate pancakes with creamy Nutella,lemon and sugar.
The beautiful girls are ready to go to a party that the boys threw for Amp's BIRTHDAY the girls came in their lovely dresses.They went ice skating on the smooth ice .
The day had come they were on their way to sunny Corsica.When they got there ACE had just hit puberty.
It was the next day and she was the first one up so she started thinking about what mrs Machere had told them about the middle ages when they used to burn witches and suddenly she found herself in an angry crowd of people burning these poor and helpless adults to the stake,she couldn’t just let them do it so she followed her intuition and took a bucket of water,went running into the fire and extinguished it.Unfortunately the crowd tried to capture her but she got away and found a griffon seemed extremely familiar.Then she found herself back in the room.The day passed extremely well until she by accident turned the mouse into a cat,but unfortunately her friends saw her and they were so surprised that they fainted.
After ACE thought of the 2nd World War and found herself
in there with her friends.It was a gloomy day when she saw a couple that looked exactly like ACE when she saw a bullet going right for them,ACE new that she couldn’t let these young adults die right infront of her.So with all her brain and force she used the repelling spell wich reppelled the bullet.The couple saw this and were completly confused.ACE and her friends went back and saw the couple they had saved,that is when ACE relised the reason she looked so much like these people is because they were her parents.
By A.M.P
Monday, August 26, 2013
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